Thursday Dec. 6 and Friday Dec. 7

omg i am such a mess right now. like all of yesterday and today also. i had SOOOO much hw yesterday. like about fifty million math problems and history hw and a chem lab and a chem quiz. and the buche de noel, which is a cake shaped like a log. for french class for extra credit. although i dont really need extra credit in that class because i have an A but incase i flunk the final which i dont think i will, then this can bail me out. so i couldnt do the cake till 8 because thats when priya comes home and we had to do it in her house..so yea..i TRIED doing some of my hw till then..like did my french dossiers crap which is this stupid folder with all the assignments of the stupid french soap opera about retarded kids who have nothing to do in life but run a cafe. soo at 8 when its pouring like mad outside i make my dad take me to hema's house and then hema's dad drops us off at Priya's. and me and hema just hang out with Simba, priya's cat for a while and he has the most gorgeous eyes ever. its kinda creepy actually. soo when we finally get around to making the cake and it is SOOO HILARIOUS and FUN and FUNNY!!! hahah we were going sooo crazy. and priya's mom was listening to radio and the song "unwritten" by natasha beddingfield comes on and i was standing around so i start doing the hula dance to it and it was so energetic too..!!! haha...and then we all cracked eggs and hema cracked hers in her hand and wiped off all the white stuff on my hand and im like:
me:hema stop rubbing the non-existant chick's umbilical juices on my arm"
hema: Hanisha, you must wash your hands with soap otherwise the salmonella will kill you.
me: well atleast then i wont have to take chem tests anymore
hema: *maniacal laughter*
me: but we put all the eggs in the cake too..will everyone die of salmonella poisioning tommorrow at lunch at the cake tasting?
hema: No stupid. salmonella dies when its cooked.
me: oh. well should i cook my arm then?
hema: *more maniacal laughter*

And then we just get back to baking the cake...omg priya threw all the crap EVERYWHERE...she was going insane. she threw the spoon on the floor and the napkin and i was cleaning up after her with kleenex tissues. we are insane. and also the recipe we were using called for 1 TSP of rum. well priya decided to be a bit indian-ish(although she is more white than indian) and just measure without a measuring spoon so she takes the bottle of puerto rican rum and pours it into the cake mix. and it wasnt exactly 1 tsp. more like 1 bucketful. so me and hema crack up like maniacs, it was so funny. and the whole frikkin cake smelled like alcohol. we were just talking about how everyone would go to sixth period tommorrow drunk. haha..!!! so yea basically we got high off of melted ghiradelli chocolate chips. which taste as good as they sound. oh yes we also made the icing which was very yummy..haha...

"a particular language's particular action's songs"
yea inside joke which i really cannot state here because it is too retarded!

sooooo i come home at 11 and realize that i had a lit quiz today and so last nite at i start reading the whole frikking 10 chapters of Bless Me, Ultima and i wake up at 4:30 this morning and realize that i fell asleep last night because my bedroom light was still on and my book was under my pillow and it was all crumpled and stuff. -sigh- yea. and i still hadn't studied for chem or done my math hw.
and at school today. well during art i just sit there working and some retard comes over and trips over my chair and i fall. how embarassing is that????? very embarassing. wtf..@!&*%$
and math hw, yea well the teacher decided to start at MY side of the room today. why? because i didnt do my hw today ofcourse. sometimes i feel like god hates me. like not even the regular kind of hating. like the "ure my archenemy and you shall suffer" kind of hating. and its ARGHHH and at french was fun though!! cause we were doing a project so me, anna, sheida, and this junior girl. and i was on SUCH A ROLL yesterday that i wrote the whole script and planned the whole plotline thingy for it and everything so we did everything yesterday so today we jsut sat there taking pics of ourselves with anna's camera. and it was fun!! and funny!!! and the flash kept going off every few seconds and shravya got pissed off because apparently the flash was disturbing her. AHAHHAHAHA. yes...and I FELL OFF MY CHAIR AGAIN!!!!! omgggg...except this time it was a more dignified fall though and anna started laughing at me like i was some sort of a hobo. jeez. you know how long it has been since ive fallen off a chair? AGES!!!! i miss those days.. haha when hema fell into the trashcan...lol..anyways yeaa..looong day and i actually dont think i failed my chem quiz that i didnt study for. it was fairly easy-ish. i'll just say that until i get my score back and see that i got like a 2 out of 5 or something. god life sucks. i know i said that before but this time, i seriously mean it. like seriously. why couldnt i just be icelandic? then i could just go to school in an igloo where they teach me how to escape from a polar bear and that's all i would ever need to know to survive....

Lots of Love, Cake, and drunken drunkness of rum(wtf???),
Hanisha


PS: YES, looong post i realize that...but felt like writing crap today so there you go!