Sleepy Cockroach

Sleepy cockroach. that's what im called now. last nite when we were driving home from a party, my parents and sister THOUGHT i was sleeping(i was just pretending) and my sister suggested the nickname sleepy tiger and my dad provided sleepy cockroach. so that is what i am now. GREAAAAT...just what ive always wanted. to be called a sleepy cockroach.

ohmygosh...last nite, sleeping was soo much fun..with my sister, she's hilarious!!!! so this is basically the convo between us:

me: arey re arey re manase jaare.... anthaaaa neeeee maya loneeee
sis: STOPPPPPP
me: do u not like my singing?
sis: no, it's good but im sick of hearing arey re arey re
me: oh. do u want me to sing another song?
sis: NO.
me: but i thought u said u liked my singing?
sis: im sleepy
me: heyy look im eating a lollipop..seee..do u want one?
sis: nooo lemme sleep
me: endhuko naaku ee aashalu...endhuku naaku ee baadhalu(?) o manasa manasa blah blah

and then my sister starts beating me up. yea and she's like frikkin six years old..omg...!!!!

and the endhuko naaku ee ashaalu..song..well chakravakam? YUP...haha in india this summer when i was staying with my aunt, she watches chakravakam and the other serial that comes right after it and my mom watches all these weird hindi serials so my aunt used to go to the next door neighbor and watch her two serials there and i just went along so yeaaa...i used to watch them..omg they're so frikin retarded...this is exactly what happens in one episode: the dude comes into the bedroom where the woman is sitting. and then she looks up startled with a horrified expression on her face. and then *dramatic music*. the camera is now showing the door. and then the woman's face. the door again. more *dramatic music*. the woman's face. the door. the BED!!. the door again. and then they say, watch again tommorrow to find out what happens.
seriously thats exactly what happens during the last ten minutes of every telugu serial. lamooo....
and as for the hindi serials that my mom religiously watches(kasam se, ghar ki betiyaan or watever, another one about three daughters, kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi which ended i think, and the list goes on...stupid sony and zee tv and star plus serials)...yea so this woman in one of the serials wears the HUGEST bindi in the world. it covers like all her forehead its soo creepy..that woman has kids! mann i feel for her kids..they have to wake up and see this woman everyday..hhahaha...oh yea not to mention that all the women in hindi serials wake up at 5 am wearing 10 lakh sarees and their faces drowning in makeup so much that they would make the cosmetics industry proud. oh yea and 2 tons of shiny jewelry.
i mean, seriously, cause all of us SOOOOO wake up everyday looking like THAT. right.
ayeeeee. the women in telugu serials look like panimanishilu and the ones in hindi serials look like walking ads for everything expensive. wat is up with that??????

anyways.....

Lots of love, dramatic music and lame indian soap operas,
Hanisha

Life is better as a kid

[pani puri in dilsukhnagar]-[karate tournaments in 5th grade]-[arun buying pepsi sticks for me]-[random guys on the streets of hyderabad]-[all the inside jokes]-[randomness]-[getting hyper off of chocolate]-[day-dreaming in math]-[passing notes in French]-[eraser jokes]-[rainbow park whale seesaw]-[pichakaran and panimanishi jokes]-[bad singing]-[sexy dancing]-[code names for every person we come across]-[ranking all the guys on 1-10 scale]-[heart balloon]-[math tuition at 5am this summer for "preparing" me]-[ice creams at tank bund]-[that shop at banjara hills where me and varsha played truth or dare]-[kissing statues of models]-[the shop men staring at us]-[jumping off the bench]-[taking walks]-[late night phone talks]-[11pm conversations with shravya on my bed going crazy]-[taking a million pics and deleting them all]-[all that stupid stuff]-[bursting out laughing]-[fantasizing]-[the noodle dude]-[chemical atoms]-[bellatix aka dobby]-[the ghost]-[the seventeen]-[the fifteen]-[sexo tiempos]-[crazy PE exercises]-[staying awake chatting]-[dum dums in every flavor]-[chaat bandar next to the weird theatre]-[that one guy who was at Realiance Fresh]-[Ritu Bakery]-[the guy at the bakery next to ganesh complex who told me not to wear a skirt when i did]-[and he used to be ready with eclairs and alpenliebe cause he knows that's what i always buy]-[all the stupid movies we made fun of-all the songs sung together]-[going through hell together]-[laughing like maniacs till our stomaches hurt]-[crazyyy killer eye shadow]-[secret phone calls to secret people]-[facebook poke wars]-[stripper names]-[the derivation of 1417]-[orlie bloomie and johnny deppy]-[online torture methods]-[fun]-[peace]-[crazy]-[random]-[insane]-[friends]-[love].

[for pulling me through]


Me: heyy sruthi can u give jennifer a dollar from me. its in my pocket.
*sruthi reaches for my pant pocket*
Me: omg sruthi stop molesting me
Sruthi: WTF??? u told me to.
Me: I NEVER told u to molest me..jeez...
Me: um sruthi, can u take out the dollar please?
*Sruthi gives a questioning look*
Me: I promise i wont say anything stupid this time.
*Sruthi tries again*
Me: Sruthi, omg stop trying to rape me. i mean, i know u want to but please control yourself.
Sruthi: excuse me hanisha, sorry to burst ur bubble but no one wants to rape you. NO ONE. except for the guys in india who were staring at you. and all they want is to get laid.
Me: you have spoken a great truth sruthi. except for the part about how no one wants to rape me. i know u do. duhh, omg stop trying to molest my fingers now. jeez..get away from me u lesbo, child molester.


Alexa: Don't make me go Chinese on you, Hanisha

Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me; after all, you're my wonderwall.

Life and everything in it...

So i was just thinking about all my friends...like the ones from way back. like akhila from 1st or 2nd grade..she's the only one i remember from AMS...and how we met again in 5th grade at a marriage and we recognized each other but were too stupid to come and talk. i regret that now. i wish i had just spoken to her. and everyone from 4th and 5th grade. esp. in 4th when my school was just built, and there were only 12 people in my class,...6 guys, 6 girls, and we had the bestest time ever. and in 5th grade, 24 people and ALEKHYA!!! from new jersey and i was soo happy cause someone from america so we totally dished about random american stuff. and me and swapna alternating between 1st and 2nd ranks, just the two of us EVERY SINGLE FRIKKIN TIME. i get first, she gets second and then she gets first and i get second. and sri teja, unbelievable guy. so quite but hella naughty i remember =) and krishna kanth aka KK/Kit Kat whose dad came and gave us all a lecture on not calling KK "kit kat" and sri harsha. omg. i can never forget him. there's always a special place in my heart for sri harsha. he was in my fourth grade class. and whenever we had to take notes in class, he would write super fast and be the first one to get done and then he would look at me and smile at me. He was the cutest guy ever. SOOO sweet and cute and it was nothing between us but still just that 4th grade crush thing. not even a crush really. but just thinking about the way he used to grin at me after taking notes as if checking to see if im impressed or something, is bringing tears to my eyes. and he left that year. i dont even know where he is right now. broken heart. and chaya lalitha, mounika, maheshwari, ravalika, and mamatha and all those girls, all those fun times. Looking back, i realize how much you guys meant to me and how much u influenced by life. How nice you've been to me cause i was the weird new kid from america who doesn't know anything. and all the love you guys showed me still lives in me. cheers to all of you, even you kit kat =)

Lots Of Love, memories, old school friends, 5th grade love triangles and so much more,
Hanisha

My friends are the kind that if a house was burning down, they would sit there making smores and hitting on the hot firemen.

PRINCESS LEATHERBUTTER

what's with my title you ask?
-Facebook stripper name application. so apparently this is my stripper name. oh joy!

what am I doing up at 1 o clock?
-let's see, hmmm, GOOD QUESTION.

Did I study for history?
-Watch me fail.

Why was amma yelling at me at 10?
-forgot to pay attention

Random thought of the day?
-i don't even know why i try anymore..im gonna fail anyways...BY hema =))

What do i want right now?
-a box of ferrero rochers and akhila from 1st/2nd grade =(

What am i thinking about?
-Life, friends, ex-friends, enemies, life in 5th grade, 8th grade, hyderabad, missing everything so much, love, shit, crazy stuff, AND HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING....o.m.g. i.am.dead.

should be studying for history but screw that.
instead i'll just sit here at 11 pm and type this post.
you know what, i actually think i have a blogging disease. im like in love with this thing. i always wanna write a post even when i have nothing to say. like right now for instance.
so what should i talk about? no idea. i'll just end the blog post here. what a waste of posts. jeez. i feel mentally retarded.
o.m.g.

Lots of love, mental-ness, and retarded-ness,
Hanisha

Random Thoughts

Random thoughts:
The last samurai
Obsessive blogging
Brad Pitt. OMG BRAD PITT
Crooked nose
Cross-eyed
Bunny ears
Puffy hair
Balancing chemical reactions
Who cares about balancing chemical reactions???
Lovey-dovey
Peace
Un sexo tiempo
Hyperdiaperdandelionpooper
“Don’t make me go Chinese on you”
Butterfly position
1231, 1232, 1233, 1234, Scissors, 1231, 1232…..Bicycle, 1231, 1232,….
The sky’s falling
The sky’s falling on me.
And you.
I’m going insane.
ohmyindianess
life sucks
life is hell
im emo
just yelled at grishu.
feel stupid
amma yelling at me.
again.
have to study.
but not going to ofcourse.
i really do have a VERY strong feeling that im actually going insane.



ummm.....burden it?no its not called burnden if it remembers all the memories. thats something else. it makes life special. it makes life worth it. it's what wakes u up every morning, gets u thru day. it's what u go to sleep to, and ur dreams contain. but its not called burden. its called randomness =) <3

Lots of love, random thoughts, and insanity,
Hanisha

un sexo tiempo

I love my friends <3 especially all the inside jokes between us..they make life worth it. and they make me smile everytime i think about them because they show the extent of our craziness, retardedness, and randomness. and they all the love possible in this world.

so yea here are random ones:

sarah: un sexo tiempo
me: ?
sarah: yea i was using a spanish translator for "time for sex" and thats what came up and when i retyped it into the english translator, it said "sexy time"
me: OMG. un sexo tiempo. je suis tres sexo and nous avons un sexo tiempo!!!!!!

alexa: are you dressing to kill hanisha?
me: no im dressing to have a sexo tiempo. DUH ALEXA!!!
alexa: whoaaa..are you sure you have protection?
me: me? nahh..i dont need protection. he needs protection from this sexy beast!!! alexa and me crack up like insane maniacs.

sarah: well so yea i have a 4.2
my jaw drops to the ground
alexa: holy crap look at hanisha
sarah: well you noe....um..yea...in chem...well not after the test we just took..um.. me: u have an A in chem?????? YOU? An A? in CHEM???? what the uckf?
sarah: heyy i still wanna impregnate her..jeez chill...

"hyperdandelion where all the cars run on diapers."

"hyperdiaperdanelionpooper"

me: ure like a milli-inch away from me hema! i can just push u over so that u fall on the railing and break ur head open so then i'll have to take u to the emergency room and not have to take my chem test next period.
hema: yes...or we could just do it the other way around.
me: how about we both push priya off the cliff so then we'll all hail down a cab and take her to the emergency room in downtown san jose and ditch school and hang out with the downtown hobos?

bridges-martell=priya bridgemart

" Shravya, you can't do this to me. You can't just walk away everytime....Shravya, don't please. DON"T. Shravya, talk too me..please shravya talk to me. is it someone else now? is it? vandita? vishnavi? upu vasana? UPU VASANA??????? "
----MITR...my friend =D funnny

"Rhea, Viral infections, Anaphase, undecided."

SIDDHARTH=LOVE

" 1-800-GET-LIFE."

"I draw hearts cause I cant draw perfect stars"

"Life is hell. Hell is life. we're in hell."

" dear. DEAR. DeAr. Dearie. DEARIEEEE"

"..if i ever get off house arrest"

" Where's my co-loser?"


Lots of love, randomness and inside jokes,
Hanisha

Friday November 9th...2007!!

what a weird day!
1st period-art: sooo i still had to do my project but instead decided to waste time and read magazines and halfway thru class i went to the bathroom to put mascara on...so i go there and open the thing to put it and guess what? i opened it from the wrong end. so just as my luck would have it, the stupid stuff fell over my face. so i had to stand there scrubbing it off while random people who came in stared at me. sooo yea. and i dont even put makeup cause i hate it. it was just for today...oh well...
2nd period-math: just the usual stuff...parabola crap, factoring and shitt...ate a pack of MandMs tho =)
3rd period-history: omg presentation and ofcourse..my group has to get the stupid paper that says we get to do a rap song. greattt. so then about half of the given time, we sit there whining and then we write down the song. and josh wanted to sing it to the alphabet song. alex wanted to sing it to twinkle twinkle little star. and me being a genius said that we should do it to"in the jungle..the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..." that song..is it from lion king? i think...yea so thats what we do..i'll post our song later..lol..the funniest thing ever though..going up there and making a fool out of ourselves.
4th period-world lit: haha i probably have an F in this class..cause the teacher hates me..cause he always catches me spacing out. and its ALWAYS me..like the girl rite next to me is texting her crush or wateva and he never even looks at her...omg..so unfair...and plus he caught me like reading a rolling stones magazine the day before..haha i dont even like that magazine..i just saw something interesting so was looking at it..so he says, "yes that sentence is incorrect because the comma should be inside the quotation marks and hanisha, would u please tell us what's in this month's rolling stones magazine?"..sooo emabarassing..!!!
5th period-PE wt. training: omgggg...sooo much fun..me and alexa and sarah goofing off like maniacs..and them both ganging up on me by putting a 1000 pound bar on me to "get answers out of" me. haha....and all the quotes today..unbelievable amount of fun..they're my PE homies and un sexo tiempo partners in crime =) ♥
6th period-French 3: omg cafe de reves episode 2....its a french soap opera and its sooo exactly like the telugu ones...omgg...the lady hits her head on the pole and blood comes out of her nose and she's unconscious. and dramatic music. lol hilarious..that and the passionate making out of isabelle and djamal. omg le beur. haha...and oooh today was the crepe party too...stuffed myself with chocolate fudge, nutella, whipped cream, peanut butter, chocolate chips, powdered sugar, and more whipped cream. stuffed dead.
7th period-Chemistry Honors: I HATE IT. i wish it died. and went to hell. whoever invented chemistry obviously didnt have anything better to do with his/her life. seriously..why couldnt they just get together with their 90 year old friends and gossip about the'r next door neighbor? noooo...instead they HAD TO go probing around with chemicals and create chemistry. life sucks.

and uhh what else happened todayy...dont remember now..and oh yea well yesterday, i tried the mascara again and this time i actually opened it the right way. but guess what? yea, i stabbed myself in the eye with the stick. life is sooo great....i think i just give up on mascara. and that weekend, major blowup with shravya but......watever. i changed so much this year...like especially the last month or so. its like i dont even care about anyone anymore. its soo sad but im just learning to not care what other people think about me or give a shit as long as i get what i want. cause then i'll be that much ahead of them and they cant say anything to me anymore if im better than them. right? yea.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS....yea that was random....

lots of love, looong boring days, and failed chem tests,
Hanisha

....

In response to a certain person's post:

purpose of the blog: to frikkin get the shitt off ur mind and put it down on here instead of carrying it everywhere. and the fact that it does make a difference because i do care what you think.
and it's not an issue of publicity...or showing off. there's nothing to show off infact. it's the truth and it's to show people that what you are underneath is different from what you portray on the outside.

as for the meaning of life: that's upto you to figure out. yea it's fucked up but heyy, that's why they call it life.

and education makes you rich? maybe to some extent but apparently not in the case of bill gates, a high school dropout and a frikkin billionaire making more money than my dad who has frikkin three masters degrees. yea i dont get it either. and placing that much importance on education is something more of the indian culture rather than personal belief. if ure not an engineer, a doctore, or a lawyer, you're not successful. that's what i grew up hearing. and as for doing what you truly wanna do, well i dont know about others but if i tried to tell my parents anything other than what they wanna hear, then i would be pretty much dead cause im totally dependent on them. i cant do my own thing till im on my own feet. and no one wants to do something else and be apart cause everyone is afraid of being labeled a loser instead of an original. scared of not fitting in or standing out in a bad way. everyone wants to do want others do so that they're not the only ones doing something that is wrong and they wont be the only ones being picked on. same goes with speaking ur mind and being honest about who you really are. people say they don't judge others by how they look. AS IF!!! anyone who says that is fucking lying because maybe people just differ on how much they value looks but in the end, those looks do matter to everyone. when i look at someone, the first thing that stands out is how they look. i admit that. i just DO NOT judge them based on it. but i do look. who doesn't? why the hell do you even bother lying?

and yeaaa my life is fucked up too. beyond my worst nightmares infact. and im dead inside. fucking dead.

---H

I feel kinda sad right now cause of wat i just did. but also happy cause i did the right thing. and i feel kinda freee =) <3>

should be doing hw.....but...

Feel like just writing random stuff..i don't know why...
i feel sad...i don't know why...haha..actually i do know why...it's because of school..duhh haha...too much academic pressure...pressure to get straight As, to get into a good college, to do extra-curricular activities and kinda makes me wanna scream my head off and just quit. some days, i just feel like saying "THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP" and walk out of class and plop down on the grass and going to sleep. too many expectations, too many disappointments and too many sad faces. i feel like im disappointing everyone around me including myself and that makes me feel hecka sad. arghhhh i don't know what to do!!!!!!
maybe i'll just go take a nap. yea i think i'll do that..
later peeps,
peaceee out--Hanisha