Sleepy Cockroach

Sleepy cockroach. that's what im called now. last nite when we were driving home from a party, my parents and sister THOUGHT i was sleeping(i was just pretending) and my sister suggested the nickname sleepy tiger and my dad provided sleepy cockroach. so that is what i am now. GREAAAAT...just what ive always wanted. to be called a sleepy cockroach.

ohmygosh...last nite, sleeping was soo much fun..with my sister, she's hilarious!!!! so this is basically the convo between us:

me: arey re arey re manase jaare.... anthaaaa neeeee maya loneeee
sis: STOPPPPPP
me: do u not like my singing?
sis: no, it's good but im sick of hearing arey re arey re
me: oh. do u want me to sing another song?
sis: NO.
me: but i thought u said u liked my singing?
sis: im sleepy
me: heyy look im eating a lollipop..seee..do u want one?
sis: nooo lemme sleep
me: endhuko naaku ee aashalu...endhuku naaku ee baadhalu(?) o manasa manasa blah blah

and then my sister starts beating me up. yea and she's like frikkin six years old..omg...!!!!

and the endhuko naaku ee ashaalu..song..well chakravakam? YUP...haha in india this summer when i was staying with my aunt, she watches chakravakam and the other serial that comes right after it and my mom watches all these weird hindi serials so my aunt used to go to the next door neighbor and watch her two serials there and i just went along so yeaaa...i used to watch them..omg they're so frikin retarded...this is exactly what happens in one episode: the dude comes into the bedroom where the woman is sitting. and then she looks up startled with a horrified expression on her face. and then *dramatic music*. the camera is now showing the door. and then the woman's face. the door again. more *dramatic music*. the woman's face. the door. the BED!!. the door again. and then they say, watch again tommorrow to find out what happens.
seriously thats exactly what happens during the last ten minutes of every telugu serial. lamooo....
and as for the hindi serials that my mom religiously watches(kasam se, ghar ki betiyaan or watever, another one about three daughters, kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi which ended i think, and the list goes on...stupid sony and zee tv and star plus serials)...yea so this woman in one of the serials wears the HUGEST bindi in the world. it covers like all her forehead its soo creepy..that woman has kids! mann i feel for her kids..they have to wake up and see this woman everyday..hhahaha...oh yea not to mention that all the women in hindi serials wake up at 5 am wearing 10 lakh sarees and their faces drowning in makeup so much that they would make the cosmetics industry proud. oh yea and 2 tons of shiny jewelry.
i mean, seriously, cause all of us SOOOOO wake up everyday looking like THAT. right.
ayeeeee. the women in telugu serials look like panimanishilu and the ones in hindi serials look like walking ads for everything expensive. wat is up with that??????

anyways.....

Lots of love, dramatic music and lame indian soap operas,
Hanisha