un sexo tiempo

I love my friends <3 especially all the inside jokes between us..they make life worth it. and they make me smile everytime i think about them because they show the extent of our craziness, retardedness, and randomness. and they all the love possible in this world.

so yea here are random ones:

sarah: un sexo tiempo
me: ?
sarah: yea i was using a spanish translator for "time for sex" and thats what came up and when i retyped it into the english translator, it said "sexy time"
me: OMG. un sexo tiempo. je suis tres sexo and nous avons un sexo tiempo!!!!!!

alexa: are you dressing to kill hanisha?
me: no im dressing to have a sexo tiempo. DUH ALEXA!!!
alexa: whoaaa..are you sure you have protection?
me: me? nahh..i dont need protection. he needs protection from this sexy beast!!! alexa and me crack up like insane maniacs.

sarah: well so yea i have a 4.2
my jaw drops to the ground
alexa: holy crap look at hanisha
sarah: well you noe....um..yea...in chem...well not after the test we just took..um.. me: u have an A in chem?????? YOU? An A? in CHEM???? what the uckf?
sarah: heyy i still wanna impregnate her..jeez chill...

"hyperdandelion where all the cars run on diapers."

"hyperdiaperdanelionpooper"

me: ure like a milli-inch away from me hema! i can just push u over so that u fall on the railing and break ur head open so then i'll have to take u to the emergency room and not have to take my chem test next period.
hema: yes...or we could just do it the other way around.
me: how about we both push priya off the cliff so then we'll all hail down a cab and take her to the emergency room in downtown san jose and ditch school and hang out with the downtown hobos?

bridges-martell=priya bridgemart

" Shravya, you can't do this to me. You can't just walk away everytime....Shravya, don't please. DON"T. Shravya, talk too me..please shravya talk to me. is it someone else now? is it? vandita? vishnavi? upu vasana? UPU VASANA??????? "
----MITR...my friend =D funnny

"Rhea, Viral infections, Anaphase, undecided."

SIDDHARTH=LOVE

" 1-800-GET-LIFE."

"I draw hearts cause I cant draw perfect stars"

"Life is hell. Hell is life. we're in hell."

" dear. DEAR. DeAr. Dearie. DEARIEEEE"

"..if i ever get off house arrest"

" Where's my co-loser?"


Lots of love, randomness and inside jokes,
Hanisha