Life is better as a kid

[pani puri in dilsukhnagar]-[karate tournaments in 5th grade]-[arun buying pepsi sticks for me]-[random guys on the streets of hyderabad]-[all the inside jokes]-[randomness]-[getting hyper off of chocolate]-[day-dreaming in math]-[passing notes in French]-[eraser jokes]-[rainbow park whale seesaw]-[pichakaran and panimanishi jokes]-[bad singing]-[sexy dancing]-[code names for every person we come across]-[ranking all the guys on 1-10 scale]-[heart balloon]-[math tuition at 5am this summer for "preparing" me]-[ice creams at tank bund]-[that shop at banjara hills where me and varsha played truth or dare]-[kissing statues of models]-[the shop men staring at us]-[jumping off the bench]-[taking walks]-[late night phone talks]-[11pm conversations with shravya on my bed going crazy]-[taking a million pics and deleting them all]-[all that stupid stuff]-[bursting out laughing]-[fantasizing]-[the noodle dude]-[chemical atoms]-[bellatix aka dobby]-[the ghost]-[the seventeen]-[the fifteen]-[sexo tiempos]-[crazy PE exercises]-[staying awake chatting]-[dum dums in every flavor]-[chaat bandar next to the weird theatre]-[that one guy who was at Realiance Fresh]-[Ritu Bakery]-[the guy at the bakery next to ganesh complex who told me not to wear a skirt when i did]-[and he used to be ready with eclairs and alpenliebe cause he knows that's what i always buy]-[all the stupid movies we made fun of-all the songs sung together]-[going through hell together]-[laughing like maniacs till our stomaches hurt]-[crazyyy killer eye shadow]-[secret phone calls to secret people]-[facebook poke wars]-[stripper names]-[the derivation of 1417]-[orlie bloomie and johnny deppy]-[online torture methods]-[fun]-[peace]-[crazy]-[random]-[insane]-[friends]-[love].

[for pulling me through]


Me: heyy sruthi can u give jennifer a dollar from me. its in my pocket.
*sruthi reaches for my pant pocket*
Me: omg sruthi stop molesting me
Sruthi: WTF??? u told me to.
Me: I NEVER told u to molest me..jeez...
Me: um sruthi, can u take out the dollar please?
*Sruthi gives a questioning look*
Me: I promise i wont say anything stupid this time.
*Sruthi tries again*
Me: Sruthi, omg stop trying to rape me. i mean, i know u want to but please control yourself.
Sruthi: excuse me hanisha, sorry to burst ur bubble but no one wants to rape you. NO ONE. except for the guys in india who were staring at you. and all they want is to get laid.
Me: you have spoken a great truth sruthi. except for the part about how no one wants to rape me. i know u do. duhh, omg stop trying to molest my fingers now. jeez..get away from me u lesbo, child molester.


Alexa: Don't make me go Chinese on you, Hanisha

Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me; after all, you're my wonderwall.